So I just ranted about all this in response to your comment on my story, and then came over here and was tickled to find you'd done the same thing. I really can't understand why people keep turning him into (it seems) a completely sexual creature. Like he's a pretty animal, or something.

I can come up with only a handful of people who write Johns (is that the correct plural?) I'm consistently comfortable with. (You're one of them, btw.)