One of my friends talks about how after Marley & Me was popular, someone took a cheap made-for-TV Christmas movie, made a new poster with a puppy on it, and re-named it "The Christmas Puppy" even though it didn't actually contain a puppy...

And I've read very few books I disliked... I didn't finish "Perdido Street Station" because I have a caterpillar problem. And there's one book that me and a friend ceremoniously destroyed, because it was a diet book that just sent the most awful messages about like body image and self-esteem and we didn't want it to be in a condition where any other woman could read it and take those things seriously :-(