Please? Oh, please tell me which fic it was where you put tape worms in John's back... I think that I haven't read that one yet.

You're a Shep whumper. Among those of us who love Shep whump. I can't explain it. It runs on several reasons. We love to see Shep suffer 'cause he does it so well, 'cause we love to see those around him actually show him that they care? I'm still trying to figure it out myself.

What do you think? I am curious...