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If you're a fan of Harry Potter, maybe you'll find these amusing, maybe not. If you're not, you'll definitely find some of these amsuing, even if they make no sense. If you take these seriously, you have issues that need dealing with.
1. A spell gone wrong turns everyone into gerbils, and Crookshanks the cat eats them
2. Hagrid the half giant starts the first, only, and short-lived jazz/tap dance class in Hogwarts.
3. A potion meant to kill Harry is accidentally switched with a love potion. Who does Harry fall in love with? (*cough*his broom*cough*) (No! Himself when he looks in a mirror!) (actually I heard it was Voldemort... Awk-ward!)
4. Harry quits magic and goes to work for the postal service, thus leading him to be the next Dark Lord hell-bent on destroying all Muggle mail.
5. Fred and George weasily (twins) suffer amnesia and are commited into the local sanitarium when they continue to insist on being stalked by an enchanted mirror (it's not the enchanted mirror part that's the problem, people are just sickof hearing about it).
6. Harry's Firebolt starts a world-wide broom rebellion. Thank goodness for Swiffer.
7. Hedwig the owl and Crookshanks the cat get married.
8. Harry, weary of all the fame and hoop-lah about himself, manages to join the SGC and become part of the Atlantis expidition.
9. Severus Snape discovers his new passion - interior decorating.
10. Voldemort discovers his new passion - Planning Weddings.
11. Hermione becomes the next Pirate Queen, all part of Jack Sparrow's plan, of course (or so he claims).
12. Unable to be hired on as an interior decorator, Snape opens up a daycare center.
13. Potter fans are sorely diappointed when Voldemort is killed, not by Harry, but by the Salmonilla bacteria from handling one too many snakes.
And that's all I have thus far. Feel free to make your own suggestions (so long as they don't include any real spoilers. Should any of the above actually contain real spoilers... that would be wierd, but most of all would be a coincidence since I just got the book today so don't know squat yet.)
2. Hagrid the half giant starts the first, only, and short-lived jazz/tap dance class in Hogwarts.
3. A potion meant to kill Harry is accidentally switched with a love potion. Who does Harry fall in love with? (*cough*his broom*cough*) (No! Himself when he looks in a mirror!) (actually I heard it was Voldemort... Awk-ward!)
4. Harry quits magic and goes to work for the postal service, thus leading him to be the next Dark Lord hell-bent on destroying all Muggle mail.
5. Fred and George weasily (twins) suffer amnesia and are commited into the local sanitarium when they continue to insist on being stalked by an enchanted mirror (it's not the enchanted mirror part that's the problem, people are just sickof hearing about it).
6. Harry's Firebolt starts a world-wide broom rebellion. Thank goodness for Swiffer.
7. Hedwig the owl and Crookshanks the cat get married.
8. Harry, weary of all the fame and hoop-lah about himself, manages to join the SGC and become part of the Atlantis expidition.
9. Severus Snape discovers his new passion - interior decorating.
10. Voldemort discovers his new passion - Planning Weddings.
11. Hermione becomes the next Pirate Queen, all part of Jack Sparrow's plan, of course (or so he claims).
12. Unable to be hired on as an interior decorator, Snape opens up a daycare center.
13. Potter fans are sorely diappointed when Voldemort is killed, not by Harry, but by the Salmonilla bacteria from handling one too many snakes.
And that's all I have thus far. Feel free to make your own suggestions (so long as they don't include any real spoilers. Should any of the above actually contain real spoilers... that would be wierd, but most of all would be a coincidence since I just got the book today so don't know squat yet.)
