White Collar's a Comin!

( Rambly discussion type substance under the cut )

Attention Sanctuary/Tesla fans!

Apparently, (the real) Tesla had a cat, and being shocked by that cat with static electricity made him curious about electricity. *Holds out bowl* Please, sir, can I have fic in which Tesla secretly loves cats? Maybe he's a cat hoarder. Maybe he rescues kittens when he thinks no one is looking. Maybe he hopes to use cats in some way for his plans of world domination (everyone needs evil minions, and maybe Tesla trusts cats more than people).

Tesla + cats will equal win and you know it!

Please? Pretty please? Someone? Anyone? I can haz Tesla kitties?