The Dragon's Lair

I've given up on trying to dodge the crazy cat lady appellation. My cats would prefer I never bring another stray in here (which, I tell them, makes them very ungrateful buggers, since they were rescued from the bushes themselves), but my dog actually attracts the feral kittens. I've had them follow her home from our walks. And just last week when we were having a cold snap I answered a knock at the door and discovered a kitten, wrapped in an old sweater, had been left on my doorstep.

I'm doomed.