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To kick off the new year I present to you a challenge - the SGA gen comment-a-thon challenge (yeah, changed the title. I just really didn't like “non-kink meme.”) There are no due dates, no end dates, so feel free to participate whenever you want.
Rules: You'll be presented with a list of prompts. The challenge, should you choose to accept it...
Readers: Pick a prompt from the list below – only one – and request a story based on that prompt using the following format:
Prompt:
Characters:
Request:
Don't want:
Writers: Pick a request and comment with a story or pick a prompt from the list and comment directly with a story. Posting a story in your own journal or elsewhere is allowed so long as you comment here with the link. Please put the title of your story and/or (should you not have a title yet) rating in the comment header. If you are commenting directly with a prompt of your choosing, please put the prompt at the start of the story (Ex. Prompt: *your prompt here*). Also please warn for anything you feel should be warned for (blood, violence, torture, etc) at the start of the story.
But here is the catch: The story must be gen. Gen, for this meme, are stories that do not focus on a pairing nor anything sexual, though acknowledging canon pairings is fine so long as they are not the focus.
Permitted:
Aus
Crossovers
Commenting with a link to the story
Any questions you may have (just please put “question” in the header).
Posting Anonymously
Not Permitted:
Real people fiction
slash
het
Anything sexual (ex. non-con, off-screen sex, etc).
Prompts:
Bondage
handcuffs/chains/ropes
slavery
drugs/drugging
fetishes
role playing
humiliation
cuddles
dominate
subversive
whipping
beating
messy
dress up
pets
petting
hugging
animals
de-age
body alteration
touch
taste
toys
tentacles
bed sharing
Remember, all stories must be gen.
This meme is all about having fun, so have fun with it :D
ETA: Please post all new requests in Part two of the comment-a-thon. Link to part two can be found below. Thank you.
Click here for part two of the comment-a-thon
Rules: You'll be presented with a list of prompts. The challenge, should you choose to accept it...
Readers: Pick a prompt from the list below – only one – and request a story based on that prompt using the following format:
Prompt:
Characters:
Request:
Don't want:
Writers: Pick a request and comment with a story or pick a prompt from the list and comment directly with a story. Posting a story in your own journal or elsewhere is allowed so long as you comment here with the link. Please put the title of your story and/or (should you not have a title yet) rating in the comment header. If you are commenting directly with a prompt of your choosing, please put the prompt at the start of the story (Ex. Prompt: *your prompt here*). Also please warn for anything you feel should be warned for (blood, violence, torture, etc) at the start of the story.
But here is the catch: The story must be gen. Gen, for this meme, are stories that do not focus on a pairing nor anything sexual, though acknowledging canon pairings is fine so long as they are not the focus.
Permitted:
Aus
Crossovers
Commenting with a link to the story
Any questions you may have (just please put “question” in the header).
Posting Anonymously
Not Permitted:
Real people fiction
slash
het
Anything sexual (ex. non-con, off-screen sex, etc).
Prompts:
Bondage
handcuffs/chains/ropes
slavery
drugs/drugging
fetishes
role playing
humiliation
cuddles
dominate
subversive
whipping
beating
messy
dress up
pets
petting
hugging
animals
de-age
body alteration
touch
taste
toys
tentacles
bed sharing
Remember, all stories must be gen.
This meme is all about having fun, so have fun with it :D
ETA: Please post all new requests in Part two of the comment-a-thon. Link to part two can be found below. Thank you.
Click here for part two of the comment-a-thon
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Hawaiian Vacation Blues... and Frogs
Date: 2011-01-06 06:21 am (UTC)From:So it was pretty damn surreal that 5 hours later he was in cuffs and sitting in some uber-flashy high tech law enforcement office. It was very blue.
“Hey, how about that coffee?”
His yell went unnoticed, the four LEOs (at least he assumed they were LEOs) all hovering and conversing outside the small interrogation room. “And an icepack,” Sheppard muttered more to himself than anything else.
It wasn’t his fault they had surprised him, come at him without announcing who they were. Ok, so maybe they had announced themselves but who in the hell was ‘5-0’ and ‘Sergei Markov’. In his defence he hadn’t expected to be ‘Sergei Markov’ a person of interest for Hawaii’s mysterious agency.
And maybe he had resisted arrested, because well, he wasn’t Sergei Markov! And being tackled to the ground by a 200 pound former-Seal was no laughing matter. He’d got a few shots in before the standard police issue firearms were shoved in his face and he let them cuff him, but really, this was going a little far.
Wincing a little at his bruised ribs, Sheppard sat up straight as the four agents, er officers, er people, walked in. The Seal Guy threw a piece of paper on the table and sighed, “You got some nice moves for a zoomie.”
Detective Williams, who had properly introduced himself when reading Sheppard his rights, turned a confused but resigned expression on Mr Seal, “A what?”
Rolling his eyes, Mr ‘I’m a Navy Seal’ snarked, “Airforce Officer.”
To which Sheppard deadpanned, “Not that I didn’t try and tell you that already. Air Force Lieutenant Colonel. On shore leave. For the 100th time.”
Apparently they still couldn’t hear Sheppard because Detective Williams perked up and smiled, “Oh yeah, like Top Gun?”
There was a collective and loud, “No!” from both Mr Seal and Sheppard.
Looking as offended as any Frog would at the slightest implication of association with the Airforce Zoomies, Officer ‘I Eat Zoomies for Breakfast’ said, “That’s navy pilots, dress whites, remember?”
Williams waved off the remark, “Whatever. So you don’t fly F16s?” This was addressed to Sheppard, and surprised but delighted to actually be included in the conversation, John drawled, “Choppers, actually.”
“Oh yeah! Like Airwolf?”
John couldn’t help the smile, even as ‘I have a big ass tattoo to prove my level of macho’ Navy Seal growled, “What, your only frame of reference for shit is 80s tv?”
Nodding like a kid on speed, Williams laughed, “And movies, man! Best years of my life.”
“Still handcuffed here,” John tried to interject.
At this, the pretty Fake Lifeguard Lady hurried over and said, “Sorry, sir. Case of mistaken identity. You look a lot like Sergei Markov, a suspected gunrunner.”
“Yes and when you didn’t appear on any airplane manifests or immigration control lists, we assumed... made an educated leap, sir. Sorry, again.” The up to now silent fourth LEO, a mix Hawaiian-Orient man stepped forward, hand out in extended apology.
Sheppard shook it, and gave the female officer a brief smile. “Well, I...”
“Just how did you get on the island, then?” Navy Seal growled.
John smiled and said, “Oh, I have friends in high places. And if that’s my official apology, I’ll get back to my vacation.”
There was round of apologies from everyone but the Frog, and as Sheppard left, he saluted mockingly and shouted over his shoulder, “You punch like a girl, dude.”
And in the quiet of three people trying not to laugh, Steve McGarret grunted, “I hate Zoomies.”
Re: Hawaiian Vacation Blues... and Frogs
Date: 2011-01-06 04:54 pm (UTC)From:Don't get me wrong, I love H50 and McGarrett, but your characterizations of him were hilarious and very fitting. He's way too macho at times, and I could totally see Sheppard having those thoughts about him. Also, I thought John being confused when they announced themselves as 'Five-0' was a good detail to add. I've always sort of wondered when watching that show if half the people know who they are when they say that. :) Thanks for sharing!
Re: Hawaiian Vacation Blues... and Frogs
Date: 2011-01-06 07:10 pm (UTC)From:Thank you!
Re: Hawaiian Vacation Blues... and Frogs
Date: 2011-01-06 08:26 pm (UTC)From:Re: Hawaiian Vacation Blues... and Frogs
Date: 2011-01-06 11:34 pm (UTC)From: (Anonymous)wonderful!
Date: 2011-01-07 12:50 am (UTC)From: (Anonymous)wendy
Re: Hawaiian Vacation Blues... and Frogs
Date: 2011-01-07 09:14 am (UTC)From: