For Laughs

[kriadydragon]

These are just some silly little Christmas song parodies I'd made up a long time ago. The product of being bored and having a desire to rhyme. No worries, none of these are sacriligious in anyway. Hope you find them amusing.

Jingle Oops!

Flying through the sky

In a drunken reindeer sleigh

Santa just fell out

And now he’s on his way

Down into a ditch

And Rudolph can’t be fixed

All the deer were in a wreck and boy this is a mess

Ohhh…

Jingle bells

Santa smells

Rudolph’s nose went out

All the deer’ve

Been drinking beer

And the sleigh is broken do-own

Jingle bells they all found, Santa in a ditch

All the deer were in a wreck

And rudolph cant be fixed.

Santa can’t swim!

He’s got his trunks on

He’s headdin’ for the ice

What might happen

Ain’t gonna be nice

Santa Clause is going to drown!

He better watch out

He better not try,

Into the icey wa-ter dive

Santa Clause is going to Drown.

He doesn’t know how to swim

He doesn’t do backstrokes

He doesn’t do very much at all

Except gasp, choke, and croak!

Soooo…

He dives into the water

And sinks like a rock

And all at once

His breathing stops

Santa Clause is going to drown.

(Luckily, Rudolph does mouth to mouth and Dancer does CPR. Yummers!)

Definitely need to rethink whether or not I want to take credit for these.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Funny. Definitly ones I haven't heard before.
I will never be able to listen to them the same way.

[kriadydragon.livejournal.com]

Mwhahahahaha! I am now one step closer to world domination... er... I mean... glad you liked them :)

[abracah.livejournal.com]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! They are too funny!! Now how am I supposed to sing the regular versions with my kids at school? **snerk**

[kriadydragon.livejournal.com]

Thanks. And I wouldn't "accidentally" sing these songs around any kids if you value your snaity.